10 Things I Hate About You

1. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
2. I hate the way you drive my car,I hate it when you stare.
3. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
4. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
5. I hate the way you're always right. 
6. I hate it when you lie.
7. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
8. I hate it when you're not around. 
9. And the fact that you didn't call.
10. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.