RULES for men

RULES for men to not be considered a maggot (a maggot is a boy who never had military training)

1. Never wear sunglasses indoors
2. Never wear head coverings indoors
3. Never put your hands in your pockets unless quickly just to get something from it
4. Never overload your pockets
5. Never wear pleated pants
6. Always have your shoes shined
7. Have your tucked in shirts evenly bloused and unwrinkled
8. Have your shoelaces tied snugly and have the "left over right, right over left" convention
9. Never keep your head down when walking
10. Never have your stomach going first when walking (if you have a big belly, tuck it in and brace up, or get more cardio exercises)
11. Talk clearly and emphatically
12. Do not babble
13. Make sure if you are wearing a buttoned down shirt your buttons are perfectly aligned with your zipper
14. Always respect your superiors at work and follow their orders
15. Always take the initiative and spend extra hours at work just to get your job done

In short... NEVER do the things ABNOY AQUINO does. He is a maggot.