BALANCE SHEET Of LIFE

🔺 What comes to you is Credit.
🔺 What goes from you is Debit.
🔺 Birth is your Opening Stock.
🔺Death is your Closing Stock.

I'm not ashamed

I'm not ashamed. Everything I've tried to do for myself rapes me in the end; everything I've tried to do for others goes unnoticed, and punishes me for trying to help those too ignorant to realize the good in actions too small to realize. Too much of too little breeds heresy against too much of not enough.

15 Great Motivational Quotes.

1. “A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him” – David Brinkley

2. “Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure” – George Edward Woodberry

3. “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it” – W. C. Fields

4. “If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude” – Maya Angelou

5. “All men of action are dreamers” – James Huneker

Top 10 Best Principles Of Life

(1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.
(2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.
(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique, one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.
(4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you!

Pagsusulat

Hindi para sa tamad ang pagsusulat. Pag binisita ka ng idea, gana o inspirasyon. Kailangan mong itigil lahat ng ginagawa mo para lang di masayang ang pagkakataon. Pag lumagpas ang maikling panahon yon, kahit mag-umpog ka ng ulo sa pader mahihirapan ka ng maghabol.

Paano magselos ang mga lalake?

Simple lang :

Hindi mo agad malalaman na nagseselos ang lalake kase hindi sila showy. Iniisip kasi nila na nakakaturn-off sa isang babae ang pagsabi na nagseselos sila. Palagi din nilang tinatanung kung sino ang katxt mo dahil gusto nilang malaman kung katxt mo yung taong pinagseselosan nila,at kapag tinanung mu naman kung bakit,ang sagot: "wala lang" pero kapag sinabi mong katxt mo yung taong pinagseselosan,for sure masasaktan yan. Kase hindi porket lalake e hindi na masasaktan. Iniisip kasi ng iba na ang mga lalake,hindi nasasaktan,hindi umiiyak. Pero ang totoo,kapag mahal nila talaga ang isang babae,kahit gaano pa sya kaBABAERO iiwas yan para sa isa,iiyak yan kapag iniwan,masasaktan at masasaktan yan. At kapag nasaktan ang lalake sa

Welcome to The Planet Earth

1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is costly.
2) Where loosing a PHONE is morepainful than loosing your VIRGINITY.
3) Where if don't CHEAT on partner, you're not SHARP and SMART.
4) Where BATHROOMS have become a Photo STUDIO.
5) Where getting a Galaxy phone is greater than achieving a B.SC DEGREE.

Joke muna

Girl : Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far
away from me.
I am in India and he lives in UK.
We met on a dating website, became friends on
facebook, had long chats on whatsapp,
proposed
to each other on skype,

Sabi mo?!

Madaling magsabi ng "i love u", "di kita sasaktan", "ikaw lang", at lalong madaling mangako hindi ba? ang tanong, mapapanindigan ba?

Wag

Wag ka magdesisyon kung galit ka. Wag mangako kung masaya ka...

Tama nmn

Walang sinuman makatakas sa sarili niyang istorya!!!!

9 Motivational Quotes That Will Change Your Life

1. “Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up” – Thomas Edison.

2. “Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything”

3. “You must be the change you wish to see in the world” – Gandhi

4. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing” - George Bernard.

Good one must read..

📌NEVER reject 3 people
LEO GEMINI CAPRICORN
They are true n honest friends...!

MOVING ON...

by: YO

Paano ba magsisimula?
Saan ba ako dapat mag-umpisa?
Kung lahat ng sakit na idinulot mo
Ramdam ng buong pagkatao ko?!

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1. Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.
2. The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction
3. In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It
4. All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married
5. Once You Have Bought Something, You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rat

Trivia: The Christmas song "Do You Hear What I Hear?" is about Nuclear War

Do you see what I see
A star, a star
Dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite

Oh why?

If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

Quotes of the year

Treat me nicely and i treated you same..

I treat others the way i would like to be treated. If other people think i'm wrong, I want them to point out why and discuss our ideas. To respect my opinion does nothing for me, while to respect my capacity to learn and change my beliefs is very important.

Opinion

"Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not. Cats have nineteen."

-David Thorne

Little Story

This is a little story about four people named
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.

Moral of the story - Get off your butt and DO something! Don't assume that someone else will...

B4

"before you look at me negatively, make sure you are living perfectly"....

Got it!!?

We are the ones responsible for our decisions... Don't point fingers at others... Remember only 2 fingers are pointing at them and 3 fingers are pointing at you...

Heart or Mind?

Its not always the heart that must be followed first... reconsider which of the two is stronget than the other......

If you are intellectually gifted your mind is stronger than your heart... you tend to be hurt just followinh your weak heart in deciding who gets to stay with you

Heart Touching Story

Pencil: I'm sorry.

Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.

Pencil: I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.

Sometimes

Sometimes people try to expose what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle everything that’s right about you.

-shatdapakap-

7 complicated facts about Women

1. They believe in saving...
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive
clothes...
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have
anything 2 wear...
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always
dressed beautifully...
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never
satisfied...
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to
compliment them...
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don't believe them if complemented..

MGA URI NG EXAMS

AMBON. Hindi mo halos maramdaman yung hirap ng test. Walang ka-challenge challenge para sayo. Ganito yung tipo ng quiz

na gustong gusto mo kasi imposibleng hindi mo ma-perfect sasobrang dali. Sabi nga ng professor ko, kahit nakapikit

kayang kaya niyo yan.

ULAN. Parang seatwork lang ang dating. Normal lang, hindi ka pagpapawisan ng todo. Malaki pa ang chance na makapasa ka.

BAGYO. Depende pa yan sa signal number. Nakakasagot ka pa naman sa mga tanong pero hindi ka na masyadong confident. Eto

yung quiz na medyo maghihinala ka kung papasa ka ba o hindi.

DELUBYO. Saksakan ng hirap ang pagsusulit na to. Alam mong may pinaghuhugutan ang professor mo pero hindi mo malaman

kung saang planeta niya nahanap ang mga tanong na to. Maiiyak ka na lang sasobrang hirap o di kaya’y kausapin mo na lang

ang sarili mo dahil sa pagkawindang. Hindi sapat ang oras na ibinigay sa inyo para tapusin ang pagsusulit. Babanatan ka

pa ng professor mo ng “Ang dali-dali lang niyan!”

TSUNAMI. Maaari mong ikamatay ang pagsusulit na to. Inaral mo na lahat ng pwede mong aralin pero nung nakita mo ang test

paper, hindi mo alam kung anong magiging reaksyon mo. (Ha? Ano daw? May ganito ba? Tinuro ba niya to sa atin? Hala anong

isasagot ko dito!?!?!)

Outfit Colors and its Meaning....

1. Red
Red symbolizes love and romance. It shows the passionate behavior of a person towards their goals. Those who like to wear red possess great leadership qualities and are quite strong, they believe in speed and tend to have high sexual energy. It also shows power and dominance.

2. Black
Black is considered the universal color of authority. Studies show that black makes people look powerful and perceived as competent. It also signifies the simplicity of a person.

Best message

PLEASE READ SLOWLY:
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If you have
Food in your fridge,
Clothes on your body,
A roof over your head and
A place 2 sleep,
You're richer than 75% of the entire world.
.....

Ginago

Masakit yung sabay kayo bumuo nung magandang alaala,
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tapos ngayon ikaw na lang ang naka-alala at siya nakalimut na,
kasi nakuha na nila ang gusto nila at ginago ka na niya....
masakit na katotohanan..

behaviour

"our behavior changes with each situation and with the people we are with"

Wag sisihin ang Puso

''Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!''

-Bob Ong

This message is beyond all relationships.....

When I'll be dead....., your tears will flow,.. But I won't know... Cry for me now instead !

you will send flowers,.. But I won't see... Send them now instead !
you'll say words of praise,.. But I won't hear.. Praise me now instead !

you'll forget my faults,.. But I won't know... Forget them now, instead !

OK pa sayo..

Kapag binalewala ka niya, subukan mong itago at itigil ang efforts mo para naman matauhan siya..

AT

Hindi lang siya ang pwede mong mahalin tandaan mo yan!!, kaya wag kang tanga harap-harapan ka ng niluluko ok pa sayo...

Ikukumpara

Hindi ka magiging masaya kung hinahanap at ikukumpara mo ang sarili mo sa iba

Not wrong

Its not wrong to miss the person u had before. Its just proof that u are a good person in a way that u still care for that person even if they left u hanging alone...

Tiwala

Kung gusto mo malaman kung totoo ang isang tao pagkatiwalaan mo sya.. pag sinira ang tiwala mo, alam mo na.

Difficult People

Difficult people may seem too much to deal with, but believe it when others say that they are blessings. God is great! You just have to understand what they really are for. You see, they are not really around just to make you feel bad. They are around to make you feel happy that you are not bad. They are also around to make you feel you have to be successful, simply because bad people feel bad when you are up there. Just imagine how much they'd contort their faces just to hear that you are publishing a book, winning an award, not resigning, or simply drinking your favorite coffee with your happy group of friends--from a woman who thinks that bad people are so pedestrian...

Wag Sakim

Kung may mataas ka man na tungkulin sa gobyerno o isang mayamang negosyante na

kinikilala ng lahat, huwag mo sanang gawing dahilan kung anong meron ka ngayon

para pagsamantalahan ang kahinaan ng isang tao at abusuhin kung ano man ang

kinalalagyan mo ngayon.Tandaan ang buhay ay pahiram lang, ang lahat ay may hangganan.

Remove pride

I know every relationship has a problem, but

it's ur turn to prove dat u can handle it with 

TRUST,LOVE,ACCEPTANCE, remove PRIDE!!!.

give chance and always have the three words...

NEVER GIVE UP...

1st Love

First love is unconditional, innocent and because we know that we can never go back to that young and passionate time of our days. After the romance, the real life comes in. Innocence gets dirty, passions gets cold and youth gets old with cleverness. So first love becomes part of one's exhausted daily life. That's why first love looks like it can't be accomplished because no one talks about a successful romance with first loves.

in my own way

its better to bE absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

i am good, but not an angel. i do sin, but im n0t the devil.
i am fabulous in my own way..

Facial Discrimination ?

Bakit pag lalakeng GWAPO ang tumitingin sa babae ang tawag CHICKBOY..
Pero pag DI-DWAPO ang tawag MANYAK ..
Tapos pag ang sumusunod-sunod sa babae ay GWAPO ang tawag SECRET ADMIRER..
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag STALKER...
Pag ang ngumingiti-ngiti ay GWAPO ang tawag FRIENDLY...
Pero pag DI-GWAPO ang tawag BASTOS..

Ito ba ang tawag na Facial Discrimination ?

Courtship

I Dont Believe In Courtship, For Me Its Just A Waste Of Time. If I Love Someone, I Tell Her Right Away. Just Love Me Now... And I Court You Forever.

-shatdapakap-

TURN ON YUNG BABAENG NAGSASABI NG GANITO.

"Hindi kita sinagot para dalhin ang bag ko. Hindi rin para ilibre ako parati ng pamasahe o para pakainin ako ng maraming pagkain. Sinagot kita dahil kailangan kita at mahal kita. Para may mag-aalala sakin pag di pa ko nakakauwi ng bahay. Para may umaalala na kumain ako sa tamang oras at wag magpapalipas ng gutom. Para may mag-aalaga sakin at ingatan ako. Yung pasisiyahin ako tuwing nalulungkot ako. Gusto ko lang naman ay yung bigyan mo ko ng atensyon at mahalin lang ako ng buong buo, at wala ng iba pa, KUNDI AKO LANG."

sTAND uP

People aren't always going to be there for you, that's why you need to learn to handle things on your own.

Masinsinang Usapan

HEART: mahal ko tlga sya.
BRAIN: alam ko, sobra pa nga d b?
HEART: alam m0 pla, bkit pilit mo pa syang kinakalimutan?
BRAIN: kasi ayaw n kitang masaktan.
STOMACH: sa sobra m0ng pgmmhal d n ko kumakain.
EYES: pAti ako nApupuyAt nA. .
LIVER: korek, palagi ka pang umiin0m, naaapektuhan n kami ni kidney.
LUNGS: ako din nahihirapan ng huminga.
HEART: pasensya na guys ha.. e2 tlga functi0n q eh, ang MAGMAHAL...
PULSO: ah basta wag nyo lang aq idadamay,, kundi lahat tayo patay!!!


HAHAHAHAAHA

pampam

Kita Cleavage Mo,
Iksi Ng Short Mo,
Kapal Ng Make-Up Mo,
Tapos Respeto Gusto Mo,
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KAMATAYAN MAKUKUHA MO!

baba ba?

“Makakapili ka ng lugar na uupuan mo, pero hindi mo mapipili ang taong uupo sa puwang sa tabi mo... Ganyan ang senaryo sa bus. Ganyan din sa pag-ibig... Lalong 'di mo kontrolado kung kelan siya bababa.” ― Bob Ong

pako

Madaling magsabi ng isang pangako, pero ang problema kung ang pangako ay tutuparin ba o hanggang sa mapako na lang ang isang pangako... Wag kang mangako kung di mo kayang panindigan..

trip mo

Wag mong ipa-mukha sa kanya na trip lang yung pagmamahal mo sa sa kanya. Baka masaktan ka 'pag sinabi niya sa iyong sinakyan lang niya ang trip mo....

Usap tayo

BF: Away na lang tayo ng away.
GF: Oo nga eh.
BF: Hindi ka ba nagsasawa?
GF: Nagsasawa.
BF: Wala na yatang punto ito.
GF: ...
BF: Tigilan na natin 'to.
GF: Suko ka na?
BF: Hindi. Ayoko lang mahirapan ka.
GF: Siguro nga, nahihirapan ako. Siguro nga, nagsasawa ako sa mga away. Siguro nga, pagod na ako. Lagi na lang ganito.
BF: Kaya nga iwan mo na ako. Bakit nga ba hindi mo pa ako iniwan nung una pa lang, eh napagod ka na pala.
GF: Simple lang. Kasi mahal kita. Handa akong ipaglaban ang kung anong meron tayo. Wag ka lang mawala sa akin. Ano lang ang mga 'away' na yan kumpara sa mga masasayang araw na meron tayo.

Past Mistakes

Your past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you. Everyone makes mistakes in life, but that doesn't mean they have to pay for them the rest of their life sometimes good people make bad choices. It doesn't mean they are bad. It means they are human..,

Going to be Fine

The person who cares lot for others ,is the one who needs more care than others .The person who makes others laugh and smile all the time ,is the one who holds lot of pain in heart.The person who tries to be a good friend to all, is the one who needs abest friend for own.The person who always smile and says,”I’m fine” is the one who is broken at heart.But still strong enough to believe that at end everything is GOING TO BE FINE.

Full of lies

Don't talk when your mouth is...
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Full of lies.

Kung

Kung ang oras o araw ay maibabalik

wala ng salitang pagkakamali o pagsisisi.

Kaya ang bawat Darating na oras at araw sa buhay mo

pahalagahan mo dahil iba iba ang pangyayari sa buhay natin.

GREATEST SPEECH OF ALL TIME MADE BY CHARLES CHAPLIN IN HIS 1940'S FILM

"I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible- jewish, Gentile, black men, white…

We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each others’ happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls; has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind.

We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery ,we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in man; cries out for universal brotherhood; for the unity of us all.

Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women, and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say “Do not despair.”

The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish.

Soldiers! Don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you; who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel! Who drill you, diet you, treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder!

Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men—machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have a love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate!

Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.

Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the seventeenth chapter of St. Luke, it’s written “the kingdom of God is within man”, not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people, have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy, let us use that power.

Let us all unite.

Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill their promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people!

Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world! To do away with national barriers! To do away with greed, with hate and intolerance!

Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness.

Soldiers, in the name of democracy, let us all unite"!

- Tom Retterbus

Wala Pake

Wala akong pake sa mga taong ayaw sa akin di ko ipipilit sarili ko para lang magustuhan nyo! at di ko rin babaguhin kung ano ako para lang maplease ko kayo! Mga plastic bagay kayo magsama-sama!

Ipilit

Noon pa, nakaramdam ka na ng SAKIT pero dahil mahal mo, yung pagibig mo gusto mo pa rin talagang IGIIT hanggang pinush mo sa LIMIT... Ngayon, sa mga susunud na masasaktan ka ULIT... ang dadanasin mo, PAHIRAP NG PAHIRAP at PASAKIT NG PASAKIT, hanggang sa ikaw mismo susuko at maiisip mong... " hindi pala talaga pwedeng IPILIT".

Malalaman mo

Malalaman mo kung mali ang desisyon mong nagawa o yung mga binitiwan mong mga salita, kapag hindi ka masaya at nakaramdam ka sa kanya ng pangungulila.

Malalaman mo naman kung tama ang yung mga ginawa, syempre sa una masakit matanggap, pero unti-unti... dama mong nakakalaya ka na sa paghihirap.

ONE DAY I DECIDED TO QUIT

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality… I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with god
“God”, I asked,
“Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”.
His answer surprised me…
“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo ?
“Yes”, I replied.
“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light.I gave them water.The fern quickly grew from the earth.
Its brilliant green covered the floor.Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.
“In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.But I would not quit.
In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would not quit.” He said.
“Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant…But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle.”
He asked me. “Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots”.
“I would not quit on the bamboo.I will never quit on you.”
“Don’t compare yourself to others.” He said.”The bamboo had a different Purpose than the fern.
Yet they both make the forest beautiful.”"Your time will come”, God said to me.
“You will rise high”.
“How high should I rise?” I asked.
“How high will the bamboo rise?” He asked in return.
“As high as it can?” I questioned.”Yes.” He said, “Give Me glory by rising as high as you can.”

I left the forest and brought back this story.I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on
you.Never, Never, Never, Give up.

Don’t tell the GOD how big the problem is, tell the problem how Great the GOD is!

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Matuto kang…

PUMIKIT
Para di mo makitang may mahal na siyang iba.
Para hindi mo makitang hindi na siya masaya.
Para mapigilan ang ‘yong mga luha at para hindi mo makitang wala na kayong hahantungan.

MAGING BINGI
Para di mo marinig lahat ng masasakit na salita.
Para hindi mo na marinig ang mga kasinungalingan.
Para di mo na marinig ang lahat ng masasakit na katotohanan.

MAGING PIPI
Para hindi ka na makasakit.
Para hindi ka na magmukhang martyr.
Para tumigil ka na sa kakaasa at kakahiling.
Para hindi na niya maramdaman ang presensya mo, para ikaw naman ang hanapin ng mahal mo.

MAGING MANHID
Para hindi lang lagi ikaw ‘yung aasa. 
Hindi lang lagi ikaw ‘yung nagmamahal. 
Para malaman niya ‘yung pakiramdam ng binabalewala. 
Para malaman niyang wala naring pupuntahan.

U didnt Love me

You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe,

maybe I was good for your ego. Or,

or maybe I made you feel better about

your miserable life, but you did'nt love me.

Because you don't destroy people you love.

-shatdapakap-

Nobody is perfect

Nobody is perfect.
To fall in love with someone by embracing their imperfections
is like finding a miracle in that person which no one ever saw..
It is like cherishing the beauty of a soul which no one ever noticed 

Cheropobia

Some people are actually afraid of being too happy because they think something tragic is going to happen soon. This is known as Cherophobia.

Between Black and White

Every bloody single time I remember you, I wanted to rip out my heart and scream.
Of all the people, why it had to be you?
I hate this feeling.

I hate your ways.
You made plans then change it on the last minute.
You made things easy.
You are a friend to almost everybody. But,despite all that people in your life, you made me feel needed--important.
Why it had to be that way?

Totoo

Sa buhay ng tao hindi kailangan maging mayaman at maganda o gwapo ang kailangan mo lang ay maging TOTOO

Madaling Sabihin

Madaling sabihing mahal ka, mahal na mahal, ikaw lng ang minahal ko ng ganito. Pero kung di mo rin mapanindigan wag mo na lng ipangalandakan kasi sobrang sakit yun sa taong umaasang totoo nga..

Healthy

A healthy relationship will never require you to sacrifice your friends, your dreams, or your dignity.

Strange

Isn't it strange how love can be the happiest thing ever , but also cause the most pain? And yet, everyone keeps searching for it.

Boy Vs. Girl

- Kapag babae ang nanantsing sa lalake, ok lang.
Pag lalake, manyak.

- Kapag lalake ang unang nag-effort. NORMAL.
Pag babae, hindi.

- Kapag lalake ang naligaw sa CR ng babae, "BASTOS, LUMAYAS KA DITO."
Kapag babae, "Sige ineng, ayos lang."

She and He

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there." 

"He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you."

"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."

― Bob Marley

relaxing being me

Comforting to my spirit.

Soothing to my soul. 

Stimulating to my heart. 

While warming me all over.

Self Pity

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop Frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

The Mosquito Knows

The mosquito knows full well, small as he is he's a beast of prey. But after all he only takes his bellyful, he doesnt put my blood in the bank.

Damn

Don't let LONELINESS drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn't give a DAMN about you.

At some stage in your life you need to stop fighting for others and look at who fights for you. Only then you will truly know who to cherish and who to fight for".

Explain lang po

Sometimes , The SimpLest Advice You Give To Others ,
Is The Hardest Thing For YOu To FolLow ..

Tama Naman Diba Po ?
Hirap na Hirap Ka Pag ProbLema MO ..
Pag Sa Ibang Tao Yakang Yaka Na KaLa Mo WaLa Kang
Pinagdadaanan

I know

I know

You don't really see my worth

You think you're the last lady on earth

Well I've got news for you

I know I'm not that strong

But it won't take long

Malalaman mong hindi ka importante sa isang tao kapag sinabi niyang:

1. "Call kta later". yung later hindi na natuloy.

2. "Kain lang ako". yung kain nya hanggang bukas.

3. "Charge lang ako" yung charge nya slow charger. Kinabukasan ka na tinext. Minsan kung hindi mo pa tetext hindi pa magpaparamdam.

3. "Wala na ko load, pa load lang ako" Naligaw ata, hindi na nakauwi ng bahay at hindi ka na natext.

4. "Text tayo maya may gawin lang ako" Ang dami nyang ginawa. Nilinis ata buong bahay nila. Pati sa kapitbahay nila.

5. "Idlip muna ako" Hindi na nagising.

Five undeniable Facts of Life

1.Don't educate your children to be rich.Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price.

2.Best awarded words in London ...

  "Eat your food as your medicines.Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food"

3.The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he will find one reason to hold on

4.There is a lot of difference between human being and being human.A Few understand it.

5.You are loved when you are born.You will be loved when you die.In between,You have to manage.!

Di nga?

"Hindi mo kelangan mag-aksaya ng isang minuto, sa taong hindi ka mabigyan ng kahit man lang isang segundo."

Makikita mong importante ka at mahalaga ka talaga sa isang tao, kapag sa dami nyang problema. Ikaw pa rin ang una nyang naalala.

tao nga naman

tumulong ka dahil gusto mo kaya wag mo isumbat sa kung sino man yung ginawa mo, hindi ka pinilit at ang ginawa mo ay dapat kusang loob. iba ang laban mo sa ginawa mong tulong sa iba.

OO nga naman

Not everyone UNDERSTAND your journey.. that's fine,
it's not their journey to make sense of.. 
it's YOURs....

D First

the first to Apologize is the bravest,

the first to forgive is the strongest,

and most of all...

the first to forget is the HAPPIEST...

Zhenaniganz Rules

Mabait akong tao,pero marunong akong makiramdam kung umaabuso na kayo.

by: ZhenaniganZ

I wish

I know everything happens for a reason,but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

Everyday

Everyday, I Wait For A Text.

Everyday I See You I Wait For A Hello.

Everyday I Check My Facebook To See If You Wrote On My Wall.

Everyday I Tell My Friends How Much I Adore You.

Everyday I Find Myself Let Down.

But Everyday I Still Find Hope...

"LIKE" If u Feel the same ..... :((

Now Showing in Philippines:

1. Sa Akin ang Lahat: The Pacquiao BIR Ordeal

2. Tatanda Ka Rin: The Enrile Saga on Miriam

3. Sa Inyo ang Ligo..Sa Akin ang Spam: The Shout of Dinky

4. COOPER'S FILE: Nowhere is Koring

5. Yolanda Ka Lang, Gwapo Ako: The Atom Araullo Story

6. Tanging Relief: Andami Ngunit Kulang (daw)

7. Donasyon Mo, ItaTax ko.

8. She's The One: Sinong May Sala Bakit Nagka-Yolanda

9. The Life of Pi-nhoy, the Balut Vendor

10. Who is Storm Surge?

More Fun in Philippines indeed. Tsk tsk

courtesy of Rogel Gancenia

True la luh

Relationship gets stronger when both are willing to understand mistakes and forgive each other

Ito Dapat..

Piliin mo yung taong handang hawakan ang kamay mo anuman ang sitwasyon. Siya kasi yung taong handang iparamdam sayo na kahit hindi na maganda ang nangyayari hinding hindi ka niya bibitawan..

I cant Believe this

There's a syndrome called grammar pedantry syndrome that causes people to compulsively correct grammatical errors...

Yun lang

Wala talagang mangyayari kung isa lang ang lumalaban at ang isa hindi..........

iBilib

Bilib ako sa mga taong hindi makipagtalo. Yung magbibigay o sasangayon na lang kahit alam niyang tama siya, para na lang matapos na. Lalo na kung hindi naman kailangan ipaglaban dahil isang kwentuhang lang naman na walang katuturan.

Pulot by: shatdapakap

Love is Rare

We may fall inlove fast.. but sometimes it wouldn't last.. 

We may flirt and take off our shirt but then it wasn't worth the dirt.. 

We may have flings even we already rings and still end up with the one who gives life its true meaning. 

PEOPLE ARE EVERY WHERE BUT TRUE LOVE IS RARE.

by:shatdapakap

Hey You!!

I dont need your attitude because I have one of my own...

by:shatdapakap

Dapat Alam Mo to?

SILENCE

Hindi porket wala kang naririnig sa isang tao eh wala na siyang alam. minsan, sadyang alam lang nila kung kelan magsasalita. kapag hindi nila alam ang sitwasyon at ang buong istorya, yan ang pinipili nila. hindi yan laging nangangahulugan na "OO", minsan "HINDI" rin yan, ayaw lang niyan makasakit.

Wag mo

Wag mo pangunahan o husgahan ang isang Tao, 

lalo na kung wala kang alam sa naging buhay nito...

by:shatdapakap

Stupid Thing

The Most "STUPID" 

In This World is to Allow Y0URSELF

to be TREATED as N0THING

 by the Pers0n y0u treated as 

y0ur "EVERYTHING"

It's Hard to PRETEND 

you're Happy 

when DEEP Inside, 

your Heart is BREAKING...

by:shatdapakap

One Dozens of Students in High School

May isang dosenang klase lang ng high school students.

CLOWNS - Ang official kenkoy ng klase. May mga one-liner na gumigising sa lahat pag nagkakaantukan na. Sabi ng ilang teaher, eto raw yung mga KSP sa klase na dahil hindi naman matalino e idinadaan na lang sa patawa ang pagpapapansin. Pero aaminin ko, walang klaseng walang ganito, at kung meron man, magiging matinding sakripisyo ang pagpasok sa eskwela araw-araw.

GEEKS - Mga walang pakialam sa mundo, libro-teacher-blackboard lang ang iniintindi. Kahit na mainit ang ulo at badtrip ang teacher; ang mga geeks ang walang takot na lumalapit sa kanila para lang itanong kung mag-iiba ang result ng equation kung isa-substitute 'yung value ng X sa Y.

HOLLOW MAN - May dalawang uri ng HM virus, ang type A at type B. Ang type A ay ang mga estudyanteng madalas invisible, bakante ang upuan, madalas absent. Type B naman ang mga mag-aaral na bagama't present e invisible naman madalas ang sagot sa mga quiz; hollow ang utak.

SPICE GIRLS - Barkadahan ng mga kababaihang mahilig gumimik, sabay-sabay pero laging late na pumapasok ng room pagkatapos ng recess at lunch break. Madalas na may hawak na suklay, brush at songhits. Pag pinagawa mo ng grupo ang isang klase, laging magkakasama sa iisang grupo ang SG.

DA GWAPINGS - Ang male counterpart ng SG, isinilang sa mundo para magpacute. Konti lang ang myembro nito, mga dalawa hanggang apat lang, para mas pansin ang bawat isa. Tulad ng SG, kadalasang puro hair gel langang laman ng utak ng mga DG.

CELEBRITIES - Politicians, athletes at performers. Politicians ang mga palaban na mga estudyante na mas nag-aalala pa sa kalagayan ng eskuwelahan at mga kapwa estudyante kesa sa grades nila sa Algebra. Athletes ang ilang varsitarian na kung gaano kabilis tumakbo e ganon din kabagal magbasa. Performers naman ang mga estudyanteng kaya lang yata pumapasok sa eskuwela e para makasayaw, makakanta at makatula sa stage tuwing Linggo ng Wika. Sa pangkalahatan, ang mga celebrities ay may matinding PR, pero may mababang IQ.

GUINNESS - Mga record holders pagdating sa persistence. Pilit pinupunan ng kasipagan ang kakulangan ng katalinuhan. Sila ang kadalasang nagtatagumpay sa buhay. Masinop sa projects, aktibo sa recitation. Paulit-ulit at madalas magtaas ng kamay kahit na laging mali ang sagot.

LEATHER GOODS - Mga estudyanteng may maling uri ng determinasyon. Laging determinado ang mga ito sa harapang pangongopya, bulgarang pandaraya at palagiang pagpapalapad ng papel sa teacher. Talo ang balat ng mga buwaya sa pakapalan.

WEIRDOS - Mga problematic students, misunderstood daw, kadalasang tinatawag na black sheep ng klase. May kanya-kanya silang katangian: konti ang kaibigan, madalas mapaaway, mababa ang grades, at teacher's enemy.

MGA ANAK NI RIZAL - Ang mga endangered species sa eskwelahan. Straight 'A' students, pero well rounded at hindi geeks. Teacher's pet, pero hindi sipsip. Hari ng Math, Science at English, pero may oras pa rin para sa konting extra-curricular activities at gimmicks.

BOB ONGs - Mga medyo matino na medyo may sayad. Eto yung estudyanteng habang naglelecture yung teacher e pinaplano na yung librong ipapublish nya tungkol sa mga classmates nya.

COMMONERS - Mga generic na myembro ng klase. Kulang sa individuality at katangiang umuukit sa isipan. Hindi sila kaagad napapansin ng teacher pag absent, at sa paglipas ng panahon, sila ang mga taong unang nakakalimutan ng mga teachers at classmates nila.

By: Bob Ong

"Seven Wonders of the World."

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present "Seven Wonders of the World."
Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. Taj Mahal
3. Grand Canyon
4. Panama Canal
5. Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall

Gaano katindi ang LOVE?

Isipin mo nagagawa nitong mapaghintay ang isang taong mainipin. 

Masaktan ang manhid. Maging sweet ang bitter. 

Mapatawa ang isang malungkot. 

At higit sa lahat

 maging tanga ang isang matalinong tao at

 matutong magseryoso ang taong manloloko..

by:shatdapakap

Fake o Plastic

Ang pagtatago ng galit o pagkainis ng isang ta0 na pinapalitan ng pagsasawalang kibo, pag iwas o pag ngiti nalang..

Ay tinawag na 'FAKE' o 'PLASTIC'

hindi naMan sa lahat ng Oras ay negatib0ng pag uUgaling ito

What is your opinion on this word play on "Asawa" ?

When you remove the A in asawa, it becomes sawa na sya,

When you remove the S in sawa, it becomes awa na lang,
When you remove the A in awa, then it becomes wa na (meaning wala na)

 When you read ALL those letters removed one by one, downwards, they spell ASA, or hope.
And this is the answer by the spouse who was left for another.
"Asa ka pa diyan!" Or, translated in the more formal English, "What do you think? You're lucky? Won't take ye back!" 

 The spouse that was left can say: Put Pag to Asa (when the wa has left the Asa), then I have Pag-asa. Pag-asang makakita ng iba, Pag-asang lumigaya muli, Pag-asang magmahal at mahalin ulit.. 

 Eh, ano naman kaya ang sagot ng asawang pinagsawaan ?

by:shatdapakap

Marriage Isn’t For You

By:Seth Adam Smith

Having been married only a year and a half, I’ve recently come to the conclusion that marriage isn’t for me.

Now before you start making assumptions, keep reading.

I met my wife in high school when we were 15 years old. We were friends for ten yearsuntil…until we decided no longer wanted to be just friends. :) I strongly recommend that best friends fall in love. Good times will be had by all.

"Walang Titulo"

May mga taong mataas ang pinag-aralan,

Nagkamit ng mga medalya at natatanging karangalan,

Karamihan sa kanila'y mayayaman at kilala sa lipunan,

Madalas kinatatakutan dahil sa taglay na kapangyarihan,

At ang pagkamakatao ay tuluyang nakalimutan.

Ano nga ba ang saysay ng selos?

Well sa panahon ngayon hindi natin maipagkakaila na marami pa din ang seloso/selosa sa mundo, pero ano nga ba talaga ang takbo ng utak ng mga taong nagseselos?

Kadalasan sa buhay hindi maiiwasan ang selos sa kahit anong bagay, mapa-pamilya, kapatid, kaibigan o kasintahan man yan. Pero minsan eto din ang nagiging sanhi ng away at samaan ng loob. Ano ba ang mga

“Reason bakit Crush kita”

By: Eric Navarro Tumalay

Unang una’t praprankahin kita, Hindi ka sexy,
Hindi rin maganda, Masungit, Tahimik, at Suplada ka,
Pero ang tanong Bakit crush kita?
Hindi ko rin alam kung saan nagsimula,

Bawat kong pagiwas pag ako’y namumula,
Dinadaan sa bawat letra ng aking tula,
Pusong kinikilig at nais magwala!
Dapat ba kitang tawaging CRUSH?

Pag lapit mo kasi’y di ko mapigilang mag BLUSH,
Ngingiti sana ako pero gusto ko ulit magBRUSH,
Para naman fresh at di magmukhang TRASH..
Lagi kitang pinapangarap parang FANTASY,

Laging magisang ngumingiti parang naka ECSTASY,
Nangangarap na ang love story natin ay pangFAIRY TALE,
And never end up sa masaklap na pangEPIC FAIL, (^^)
Pupusta akong nakangiti ka na.

Pero di pa tapos ang aking pangchochorva,
Dahil lagi kong inaabangan ang ating HOROSCOPE,
At ikaw ang lagi kong sinusulat sa FLAMES HOPE,
I don’t know kung paano ko sayo ieEXPLAIN,

Pintig ng puso ko kasi sing bilis ng BULLET TRAIN,
Para ka kasing GERMS that kutikots my HEART,
And with one SMILE wow! I think my world will ERUPT.
Can’t think of any reasons kung bakit kita nagustuhan,

Simple LOGIC and REFLEX lang siguro ng aking katawan,
Pero one thing I know kung bakit ko to sinimulan,
May mga bagay kasing di itinuturo pero natututunan.
Kaya sa chick na nakakabasa ng sinulat ko,

Oh please makaramdam ka! kaw pinapatamaan ko,
Iaangat ko na ang pagmamahal ko sa RED ALERT!
At mangangako akong sayo lang makikipagFLIRT! (^O^)

IBA'T-IBANG KLASE NG BOYFRIEND.

1. Mais

- Un bang wala ng ginawa kundi bumanat ng bumanat, “mais kaba? bakit?” “hindi tayo tao hindi tayo hayop. anu tayo? bagay tayo”. In short BADUY pero aminin kinikilig!

2. Galante

- Sabihan mo lang na gusto ko nito gusto ko nyan, bibilhin kaagad nya. Minsan kahit nagjojoke ka lang nabili na pala nya. Kasaya! haha.

3. Feeling Kanya

- Nang-aangkin. Magulang kita?, “akin ka lang ha!”. Sa una masaya pero pag tagal na puro nalang kanya. Wala ng sayo.

4. Kapitan Pangako

- Pangako! Pangako! Pangako! Lagi namang napapako. Promise hindi na mauulit.. Utot mo! ikaw naman ito maniniwala na lang. Ano pa nga ga? Mahal mo ee.

5. Mr. Bawal

- Wag kang pupunta dyan. Wag mo gawin yan, Nakakainis na. Lalabas ka lang ng bahay magagalet kaagad? Pati makipagtext sa kaklaseng lalaki para magtanung ng assignment magagalet na? Tapos pag sa kanya na dahilan ki dahilan ng eto naman ay ganito ganyan. Itsura mo!

6. Man of Surprise

- Magpaparinig ka tas kunwari walang narinig or kunwari di kayang gawin. Syempre Ok lang sayo. Yun pala pinagiipunan na tas bigla ka nalang nya isusurprise. Nakakainis no? :”“”>

7. Pretender

- Yun bang kita mo ng may problema sa kanya, tanggi pa din? kita mo ng nagseselos. Hindi pa rin DAW? Kita mo ng napapagod. tas tatanungin mo Ok lang daw sya. Ok lang ako, Ok lang talaga.

8. Kuripot

- Wala akong pera ee. Next time nalang. Reregaluhan nalang kita ng aking pagmamahal. Kunwari pasweet ayaw lang namang gumasto. Un bang kaibigan mo pa ang bumibili ng mga bagay na gusto mo tas sya naman magseselos. Krisis ga? at wala kang pera haha.

9. Boring

- yan na. best definition na yan. Title itself. kailangan pa bang ipaliwanag? haha.

10. Dependent

- “San tayo pupunta?” “Ikaw, ikaw bahala, Kung san ka dun ako.” “San tayo kakain?”“kahit saan. ikaw na magdecide” Wala kang sariling desisyon? Puro nalang siya. haha. nakakainis minsan. Kadalasan ding pinagmumulan ng tampuhan.Yun bang hindi mo matanong, tas pag tinanong mo ibabalik sayo ang tanong? Bola lang? Bouncing.. xD

11. Sumbatero

- Super baet. Mapagbigay at mapagmahal. Tas maya maya isusumbat lahat sayo ang kanyang ginagawa na parang kala nya lahat na lang ay siya ang gumagawa. Aba naman.

12. Effortman

- Ito ang gusto ng mga babae. Effort kung Effort, Prideless. at Super mapagmahal. Un bang ikaw na ang mahihiya sa kanya. Ikaw na ung manliliit kasi di mo matumbasan ung mga bagay na nagagawa nya. Un bang parang baggage counter na magbibitbit ng bag mo. Parang electric fan na papaypay sayo. tas lageng andyan kapag kailangan mo. Magiintay kahit umuulan at gabi na. napapatanung siguro kayo. Mayroon pa ba nyan? haha , malay natin.

pansin nyo ba?

Walang Seloso no?

kasi lahat ng lalaki..

SELOSO wag lang aabusuhin

Anong qualities nga ba ang hinahanap ng mga babae sa lalaki sa panahon ngayon?

MAY PLANO SA BUHAY

Karamihan ng babae gusto yung lalaking may direksyon ang buhay. Yung lalaking marunong magplano para sa future at yung lalaking may pangarap. Kasabay ng pangarap nandun din dapat ang galing at diskarte. Bawat tao may angking galing. Nasa tao na lang kung pano pagbubutihin. Binigyan ka ng angking talento kaya paghusayin mo.

5 MAJOR TURN ON SA GIRLS

1. Yung babaeng hindi marunong magmura. Yung takot siya magsalita ng bad words kasi hindi yun tinuro ng nanay o tatay niya.

2. Yung walang make-up. Simple lang, pero kapag ngumiti, nakakapanghina. 

3. Yung may talent sa pagkanta o kaya pagsayaw. Nakakaseksi kasisa paningin namin yun kapag may talent. Nakakanganga ba, parang ganon.

4. Yung hindi malandi. Okay lang yung suot. Hindi maikli ang short. Hindi kita cleavage. Yung gusto niya nirerespeto siya ng tao kaya hindi siya nagsusuot ng kita ang kaluluwa. Nakakatuwa pag ganun. Mas nakakamangha.

5. Yung madaldal. Yung tipong masarap kakwentuhan. Yung tipong sobrang meaningful ng sinasabi niya. O kaya naman, kahit na wala ng kwenta yung sinasabi niya, napapasaya ka pa rin.> Pero wag naman sobrang daldal. Haha

PAANO BA TALAGA NADEDEVELOP ANG FEELINGS NG ISANG TAO?

• KAPAG INAASAR KA NG ISANG TAO - madalas :tong mangyari diba? ung once na inaasar ka ng isang tao, pag hindi siya nagparamdam sa’yo parang hindi na buo ung araw mo. HINAHANAP-HANAP mo yung pang-aasar niya sayo pero hindi mo namamalayan, SIYA NA PALA ANG HINAHANAP MO ♥ 

• KAPAG KAUSAP MO LAGI ANG ISANG TAO - yung tipong nasanay ka na lagi mo siyang kausap, kakwentuhan ;) hindi lilipas ung isang buong araw na hindi kayo nagkakausap ;) once na hindi mo siya nakausap, parang may KULANG, yung tipong kahit sa phone lang kelangan magkausap kayo para masabi mong buo yung araw mo ♥ 

• KAPAG PAREHO KAYO NG GUSTO/HILIG - yung parang MUTUAL lahat ng gusto niyo, yung interest niyo sa mga bagay-bagay ;) at least dun pa lang MUTUAL na kayo diba? :D ♥ 

• KAPAG NAPAPATAWA KA NIYA - malaking bagay na napapatawa ka ng isang tao. yung parang pag may problema ka, andiyan siya lagi para pasayahin ka. yung feeling na nakakagaan ng pakiramdam pag nakikita mong nag-eeffort siya mapangiti ka lang niya ♥ 

• BIRUAN/TUKSUHAN - eh dito naman lahat nag-uumpisa yan e yung tipong “joke” lang daw nung una, tapos sineseryoso niyo na pala ang isa‘t isa ♥

Pag INLOVE ka :)

• Lagi sya nasa isip mo 
• Lagi may sweet messages 
• Gusto mo lagi syang kasama 
• Panay update ng status sa FB ng mga banat/quotes 
• Yung nag eeffort kayo para lang mapatibay yung relationship 
• Yung nag kukulitan kayo tapos may mag tatampo pero sa bandang huli mag kakabati din 
• Yung I love you dito, I love you too doon. 
• Yung pag kasama mo sya ayaw mo ng matapos ang Oras.
• Yung laging concern sayo. 
• Yung sasabihin sayo na “Hinding Hindi kita sasaktan, Mahal kita, kase pag ginawa ko yun parang sinaktan ko na rin ang sarili ko.”Nagiging selosa/seloso ka. 
• Sarap ng inlove no, pero iilan nalang nyan ang nakakaranas ng ganyang feeling swerte kung may better half kang ganyan. :)

Memo To Men

1. Moody:

-Inborn na sa mga babae to. Kung badtrip kami, wag niyo nang sasabayan.

2. Pag sinabi naming nagtatampo kami, lambing lang katapat:

-Yung salitang tampo way lang namin yun para sabihing lambingin niyo kami. Konting I love you niyo lang, okay na kami.

3. Gusto namin yung palagi kaming kino-compliment:

-Pag may bago sa itsura namin, gusto naming mapansin niyo. Kasi nakakataas ng self-confidence namin yun.

4. Pag napansin niyong naging sersyoso yung mga text namin, may mali:

-Kapag ganun, may nagawa kayong di namin nagustuhan. Kaya be alert. Kapag sinabe naming wala, meron talaga. Nahihiya lang kami. Kaya pilitin niyo kaming sabihin sa inyo. At pagtapos naming masabi, konting lambing lang. Back to normal na ulit.

5. Selosa kami:

Kaya iwasan niyong makipag harutan sa ibang girls. Lalo na sa harapan namin. Pero may ibang babae na tahimik lang kung mag-selos. Inoobserabahan lang kayo. Pero kapag napuno, simula na ng away.

6. Kaming mga babae, normal lang ang ma-attract sa mga gwapo:

-Hanggang tingin lang kami. Kasi hindi naman na namin makikita ulit. Ma-attract man kami sa 1M lalaki, ang puso namin ay para lang sa tunay naming mahal. Ganun din naman kayong mga lalaki. Kapag nakakita ng maganda at sexy. Magaling lang kayong magtago.

7. Kaming mga babae, pinagmamalaki namin yung mga mahal namin ng hindi nila nalalaman:

-Katulad nalang sa mga GM (Group Message), Facebook at TUMBLR.

8. Ayaw namin sa mga manliligaw na nagmamadali:

-Yung tipo ng mga lalaking laging nagtatanong kung kailan ba namin sila sasagutin. Naiirita kami. Kaya dapat maging matiyaga kayo kasi dun namin nalalaman kung sino talaga kayo.

9. Kapag malungkot o tahimik kami, gusto namin ng yakap galing sa inyo:

-Kasi iba yung pakiramdam kapag hawak niyo na kami. Gumagaan yung pakiramdam namin. :">

10. Gustong gusto namin yung mga lalaking malaki ang respeto samin:

-Yung tipong pag ayaw namin magpa-kiss, hindi niyo gagawin. Instead, lalambingin ka na lang sa ibang paraan. Ang pinaka gusto naming kiss, kiss on the forehead. It symbolizes, respect.

11. Ang nagpapa-turn on samin ay yung lalaking protective:

-Yung kapag kasama namin kayo, feeling namin safe na safe kami. Walang mangyayaring masama at hindi kami ilalagay sa panganib.

12. Ayaw namin sa lalaking hanggang text lang:

-Kung mahal niyo talaga kami, patunayan niyo sa personal. Wag yung sa text lang kayo magaling. Magpaka-lalaki kayo!

13. Sobra kaming natutuwa sa mga lalaking ma-effort:

-Yung kahit walang special day, feel mo eh special ang araw araw niyo. Kasi sobrang nakakatuwa kapag ang lalaki laging nagpuput in ng effort. Feeling naming babae eh, isa kaming prinsesa.

14. Ang pangarap naming mga babae yung ipapakilala kami ng mga lalaki sa kanilang mga barkada at lalo na sakanilang pamilya:

-Feeling namin kami na yung pinaka maswerteng babae sa mundo. Kasi iilan lang ang lalaking naglalakas loob ipakilala kami sa parents at barkada nila. Yung iba kasi nahihiya. At feeling din nmin angkin na angkin na namin ang isang lalaki dahil nakilala na namin ang mga taong bumubuo sa buhay niya.

15. Magaling kaming mag-pretend:

-Kapag nasasaktan kami, nagpapaka-manhind kami. Kapag may nakitang di maganda, nagbubulagbulagan kami. Kapag may narinig na mali, nagbibingibingihan kami. Pero kapag mag-isa nalang kami, dun kami naglalabas ng sakit. Dun kami umiiyak. Kaya ang pangarap naming lalaki is yung sensitive enough sa mga nararamdaman namin. Yung kayang magtanong hanggang sa umamin kami

Things that women want to hear

Guys should commit these words to memory. 

That women think very differently from men, is a fact you must have known.

However, what they think, and what the right things to say to them are, may remain aspects you flounder with. So, here are the 10 things girls love to hear. Pay heed and utilize this list to your benefit.

10 Things I Hate About You

1. I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
2. I hate the way you drive my car,I hate it when you stare.
3. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
4. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme.
5. I hate the way you're always right. 
6. I hate it when you lie.
7. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry.
8. I hate it when you're not around. 
9. And the fact that you didn't call.
10. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!

1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

4. When you say, "I love you", mean it.

5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

What is real love?...

1.Real love is when you lay awake at night and wish that person was lying next to you....

2. Real love is feeling that person move u inside your heart, even if they are one thousand miles away...

3. Real love is wishing so hard that you could dream about them every night when you go to bed....

Wag mong balewalain ang mahal mo

Dahil sa dinami-daming babaeng pinangarap siya, hindi ka ba natutuwa ikaw ang pinili niya. Ang swerte mo nga dahil may mga babeang gustong-gustong mapunta dyan sa pwesto mo… Tas ikaw pa-easy-easy ka lang

• Habang binabalewala mo siya, may babaeng binibigyan siya ng atensyon at pagpapahalaga. 
• Kapag binibigyan mo siya ng problema, andyan ‘yung kaibigan niya, kino-comfort siya. 
• Habang ikaw ay nagpapaka-busy sa ibang bagay at walang oras sa kanya, may isang taong binibigyan siya ng panahon. 
• Pinapaiyak mo siya? May babaeng handang pasayahin siya. 
• Di mo na siya mahal? Pero siya umaasa pa pero nawawala na unti unti 

Tratuhin mong mabuti ang mahal mo. Kung ayaw mong maiwang nga-nga at may ibang gagawa na dapat ikaw ang gumagawa sa mahal mo.

ARE YOU WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER?

During a seminar, a woman asked, "How do I know if I am with the right person?"

The author then noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so he said, "It depends. Is that your partner?" In all seriousness, she answered, "How do you know?" 

Let me answer this question because the chances are good that it's weighing on your mindreplied the author.

Im Bad

I'm bad, and that's good. 

I will never be good, and that's not bad. 

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Before you judge

“Who are you to judge the life I live?

I know I'm not perfect

-and I don't live to be-

but before you start pointing fingers...

make sure you hands are clean!” 

“Judge not unless you judge yourself” 

― Bob Marley

Saddest

All ups and downs happen for a reason. The important thing is that it gives joy, happiness and strength to your life. The saddest part is when you lost something which is very important, and gave you those ups and downs. That's the time you will have a regret, and say to yourself until the end, that, "I can never forget ................".

-shatdapakap

Dont!

You can't judge my choices without knowing my reasons.

by:shatdapakap

Delayed Registration: Birth

Release Date: From NSO Philippines

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Delayed Registration

A report of a vital event made beyond the reglamentary period is considered delayed.

Posting of the Pending Application

1. A notice to the public on the pending application for delayed registration shall be posted on the bulletin boards of the city or municipality for a period of not less than ten (10) days. (47a)

Mabulaklak na Halik ni Hudas

Ang taong mabulaklak magsalita

kapag kaharap ka ay may

 itinatago palang isang 

Halik ng isang Hudas, 

aatake sa oras na lugmok ka at

 sabay iwan sayo sa ere..

by:shatdapakap

The Late Registration Trap

From: Verified Philippines

One of the worst nightmares I had as a birth certificate specialist was when I dreamt and found out that I had three birth certificates! Each one bore a different name, different sets of parents, places of birth, etc. Worst of all, I could not access the one that I’ve been using since I entered school.

I woke up and was so thankful it was just a dream. But this nightmare is a reality for many others.

For some, they go through late registration, under the assumption that they do not have a birth record. But they find out later that they do.

Eka nga Tingin muna sa salamin?

Hindi porke walang trabaho siya at ikaw ang naka aangat ka na,

at nasa poder ka na ng magulang mo,

pwede mo na syang alipustahin at pati ang pamilya nito..

Wag mo ikumpara

Wag mo!! ikumpara ang sarili mong relasyon, 

sa mga nangyayari 

sa mga kamag-anakan at pamilya mo

 dahil hindi pare-pareho

 ang mga KAPALARAN ng bawat magkarelasyon

 at Pananaw ng bawat tao sa isang relasyon..

by:shatdapakap

Inosente?

Ang pagiging mabait

 ay hindi batayan na INOSENTE ka.

 Minsan kasi

 kung sino pa ang akala mong INOSENTE, 

siya pala ang gumagawa ng IMPOSIBLE...

by:shatdapakap

Respeto

Ang RESPETO parang regalo.

Hindi lang puro tanggap, kailangan mo ding magbigay.

Hindi sa taas ng edukasyon nasusukat ang pagkatao.

Mababa man ang pinag aralan mo kung marunong kang rumespeto, daig mo pa ang edukado.

Hiyang-hiya naman ako sa inyo!!!

Porke hindi taga sa inyo at walang kamag anak at isang dukha kung makapaghusga kayo WAGAS akala niyo kung sino na kayong pagkakagaling at akala mo walang bahid na kasamaan... tignan mo muna sarili mo at kung tunay ang mga pinagsasabi mo.. eka nga LOOK up LOOK up din pag may tym... kailangan ko ba ito eexplain sayo?.. ke tatanda nyo na?!!... tingin din sa sarili mong putik, wag kang mag malinis.. baka umalingasaw yan.. at Huli na nang malaman mo... bumanda na sa iyo, Sapul kang bata ka...

by:shatdapakap

Wag Mo Isisi

Wag mo ISISI at IDAMAY 

ang Isang Bagay sa isang Tao 

na wala siyang kinalaman,

 na ikaw mismo ang may kagagawan

 para lamang pagtakpan ang iyong kasalanan,

 at sa iyong maitim na mithiin..

by:shatdapakap

Pang gagago

Pagkatapos mong mahalin ng sobra sobra at sundin lhat ng gusto, panloloko pa igaganti sayo ganyan na ba talaga labanan ngayon?

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?

This one is the nicest post I have seen and is so true:

I dream't that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.